floozys:

no offence but when girls stop you mid sentence like “okay sorry but… (insert compliment that makes you feel great all day) …anyway, continue!” > every single song a man has ever written about a woman

(via ugly)

jjnuzz:

an alternate tumblr where the website is red and everyone is nice

(via tuesday)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

(via officialinternet)

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

(via hotboyproblems)

legoloveletters:

hamlet-trash:

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.

(via born-again-proof)

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via pandora)